Thursday, December 17, 2015
This married couple goes to see a rabbi.
"What can I do for you?" the rabbi says.
"We're having a terrible problem, Rabbi," the couple says.
"We have five children and we all live in a one-room house and we're driving each other crazy."
The rabbi says, "move in a sheep."
So they move a sheep into the house. A week later they go see the rabbi and tell him that things are worse than ever, plus there's a sheep.
"Move in a cow," the rabbi says.
The next week they go to complain once again, because things are so much worse now that there's a cow.
"Move in a horse," the rabbi says.
The next week the couple goes to see the rabbi to tell him that things are the worst they've ever been.
"You're ready for the solution," the rabbi says.
"Move the animals out."
~As told by Nora Ephron in "I Feel Bad about my Neck."