Tuesday, June 2, 2009

TOP hates

Some people say I hate everything, but I only hate some things. To prove this, I've created a list of my TOP hates (if it isn't listed, I could probably get over it):

Chinese food, split-levels, lipstick residue, red bumps after shaving, "anywho," those quizzes on Facebook, being trapped into a work project at 4:58, Joel Olsten, mayonnaise, cats, missing or yellow teeth, the smell of "the Body Shop," Lil' Wayne, tennis shoes with skirts, screaming babies in public, used gum, stupid questions, "if I told you I'd have to kill you," talking in third person, face makeup on clothes I try on, driving on ice, my clammy hands touching carpet, being cut in lines (or in traffic), collagen lips, overalls, instantly overrated shows and stars ("Lost;" Will Ferrell), people condemning others to hell, crocs, waiting at the checkout for someone to dig up correct change, stop 'n' chats, Runzas, losing things, J├Ągermeister, brands that suddenly feel the need to put an animal logo on their shirts.

3 comments:

Patrick said...

what about speaking in abbreviations, especially internet abbrev. eg. lol, omg, ttyl...

holly said...

i would say that, but i started doing it as a joke to piss other people off, and i'm afraid some of it stuck. i can't hate myself, after all.

SA McKenzie said...

Found you!!! Tag...you're it! Actually my wife and I are reading this blog. My wife says that you have excellent taste in literature. I like the hate list and would agree totally on the Chinese Food thing...ick!