Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The sheltered life

A dozen things I've never done that most people have:

1. Mowed the lawn
2. Been to a college world series game (and I live in Omaha - it's a shame, really)
3. Been to Disneyland/world
4. Left North America (I would say America, but there was that one night when Naomi and I drove to Vancouver B.C. for a couple hours for the hell of it)
5. Watched "Wayne's World"
6. Read "Animal Farm" for a book report because it was the shortest one on the reading list (but I have read it)
7. Replaced my first car
8. Owned a Barbie
9. Gone fishing
10. Ate asparagus (it smells like hot piss and grass)
11. Worked retail
12. Streaked

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